A potentially dangerous situation had developed in the church sanctuary. The pews which are as old as the church have begun to dry out. This loss of moisture, and the subsequent loss of weight, has led to the distinct possibility that they might float free.

This presents the possibility that during worship, a free floating pew could physically damage a member or guest. Further, it is believed that even if a member or a guest were able successfully to dodge an oncoming free-floating pew, the evasive action would certainly disrupt the spiritual tranquility of the worshiping dodger.

The problem was brought before a committee in the latter part of last year. The committee first considered using steel cables to anchor the pews to bedrock, which is 247 feet beneath the church. After receiving the cost estimate of $14,912.77 and extensive consultation with engineers, this idea was abandoned.

The committee, after deliberating, decided that adding weight to the pews would be a better solution to the problem. The committee considered using brass scrap or lead ingots but they proved to be too expensive. Pig iron was found to be cheaper, but it, like brass and lead, had a certain lifeless quality. The committee searched for a medium density object which was both sparkling and vibrant.

After sifting through all the possibilities, the committee has opted to use warm bodies to weigh down the pews, and the committee is asking the membership to provide the necessary weight. This can be done by coming to church and if possible, by bringing a medium density object (in the form of a friend or neighbor) with you.

Remember You can make a difference!

You are a vital part of the Church. The Church is not a building. It isn't brick or mortar.. the Church.. the true Christian Church is built out of people. Paul said it well in Ephesians 2:19-22.. We are the habitation of God.

The Church is built on the foundation of those who have gone before us but it is framed with the people who make a commitment to make a difference. People who give of themselves to fulfill the plan of God. You can be a part of that great work. Get involved.. get into Church.. tell your pastor that you want to help build the kingdom of God.

Why not start this Sunday!